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'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'
"Tell me again why you need a smartwatch, fitness tracker and wireless earbuds to teach creative writing."
"Basically, what we're saying, Mr. Weber, is that it's not nice not to share."
"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."
'Your contributions appear to be quite excessive.'
"Stop me if you've heard this before."
Obama: "I want you your money."