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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
"Do you have any why-to books?"
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, self help, self-help, help, how to, how-to, manual, manuals, guide, guides, why, point, what's the point, existential, existentialism, existential crisis, depressed, depress, get well soon, cheer up, sympathy, sympathies
"Want to hear about my day?"
"I expect a speedy recovery,"
Tags:surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, recovery, recoveries, recovering, patient, patients, inpatient, inpatients, get well soon, malpractice, medical malpractice, major surgery, medical negligence
Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning
Tags:out to eat, eating out, out to lunch, on lunch, lunch, lunch food, lunchtime, lunch break, lunch time, food, foodie, foodies, dive, greasy, greasy spoon, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man, warning, warnings, warning sign, sign, signs, signage, give it away, giving it away, red flag, red flags, bad sign, not a good sign, food poisoning, bad food, poisoning, toilet, toilets, get well soon, get well
"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."
Tags:bad news, good news, death, dead, die, died, dying, doctor, doctors, bearer of bad news, be the bearer, communication, bedside, bedside manner, manners, jerk, jerks, surgeon, surgery, surgeons, terminal, lost him, hospital, hospitals, waiting room, waiting rooms, tact, tactless, tactful, no loss, no big deal, married, marriage, get well, get well soon
"Give me a break, Doctor."
Tags:get well soon, clown, clowns, clown nose, clown noses, red nose, red noses, laughter is the best medicine, clown doctor, clown doctors, fed up, overkill, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, professionalism, unprofessional, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, hospital clowning
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."
Tags:disease, diseases, infection, infections, illness, infectious disease, infectious diseases, get well soon, contamination, patient, patients, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, patient zero, isolation room, isolation rooms, deadly disease, deadly diseases, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals
Get-Well Cards For Moods
Tags:mental health, mental, health, healthy, hidden illness, hidden, invisible illness, illness, get-well, get well, get well soon, depression, depress, depressed, angst, hope, hopeful, kind, kindness, understanding, understand, considerate, anxiety, anxious, low, low mood, low-mood, friend, friendship, here to help, card, cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card
"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
Tags:tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, sportsman, sporting, base ball, the game, last inning, final inning, terminal, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, good news, bad news, good news and bad news, apt, appropriate, hospital, hospitals, gallows humor, black humor, dark humor, gallows humour, black humour, dark humour, get well, get well soon
"You have a 24-hour virus -- of course, you'll be dead by then."
Tags:24 hour virus, 24 hour viruses, 24-hour virus, 24-hour viruses, virus, viruses, diagnosis, bad news, get well soon, fatal illness, fatal disease, fatal diseases, fly, flies, lifespan, short lifespan, short lifespans, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, hospital, hospitals, bad news
"I've written my diagnosis on this piece of paper. I'm going to slide it over to you, and I want you to tell me if you're interested."
Tags:doctor, doctors, health, healthy, diagnose, diagnosis, symptom, symptoms, get well soon, get well, sales, sales pitch, unorthodox methods, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, consultant, consultation, handwriting, doctor's handwriting, physician, check-up, appointment, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriasis
Get Well. Get Over It.
Tags:get well, get well soon, get over it, card, cards, card shop, get well card, get well cards, get over it card, get over it cards, dilemma, dilemma, moral dilemma, rude, sweet, condescending, caring, sympathetic, mean, sympathy, pity, confused, confusion, confuse, stationery store, stationery, card designer
Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".
Tags:card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, get well soon, get well, insurance, insured, uninsured, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, medical, medicine, sick, sickness, ill, illness, doctor, doctors, healthcare, health care
Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical, medicine, visitor, visitors, improvement, improving, balloon, balloons, present, presents, gift, gifts, comfort, get well soon, recovery, recovering, resting, thoughtful gesture, kind gesture, thoughtful gestures, kind gestures, well-meaning, well-intentioned, helpless, unable to move, injured, seriously injured
"Let me know when you want to start the operation."
Tags:check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor, operation, operating, operating theater, operating theatre, operate, operates, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, barflies, bar-fly, mentally prepared, prepared
"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, carcinoma, carcinomas, cancer, cancers, get well soon, good news, successful operation, successful operations
"Here's a Get Well-or-Else card from the insurance company."
"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically
"Do you have a get better soon card for someone's retirement investment?"
"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."
Tags:surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, get well soon, out of the woods, metaphor, metaphors, expression, expressions, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, operating theatre, operating theatres, self satisfied, self satisfaction, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."
Tags:peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, siege ladder, ladder, ladders, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, healthy, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, operation, operations, sick, ill, sickness, get well soon