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"I've gotten the muzzle off but I'm still operating under a gag order."
"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."
"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."
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"I had no idea 'No Contest' is the equivelant of a guilty plea."
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"I'm Speaking to you as a friend, Haskins. There are people on the 16th floor who want to muzzle you."
'Why are you wearing a muzzle?' 'So I can play hard without my teeth spoiling the fun. My person calls it a 'friend maker.'' 'Sounds good. Let's take it for a test romp!'
"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."
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"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."
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'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'
'I'll take your collective silence as agreement. You may now remove your gags and muzzles.'
'Now, now terror, it's for your own good.'
"I'll take your gag off. If you promise not to bite."
In accordance with the new act, all dangerous dog owners must wear muzzles in public places.
"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."
'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'
'We don't take any chances with visitors over. He's bark is pretty darn nasty.'
'How are Anger Management Classes going?'
'Have you ever considered 'Anger Management' instead?'
NAC Conductor: Management forced me to sign a confidentiality form.
'I wanna buy a muzzle.'
Gun with a finger for a muzzle