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The elements of surprise.
'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'
'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'
The Neurotic Table of the Elements
Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."
'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'
"Not to rain on your parade Smedly, but root beer cannot be added to the periodic table as a new, super heavy element..."
Dmitri Mendeleev: 'At the St Petersburg conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side...'
'No, 'suprise' isn't on the Periodic Table of Elements.'
At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements
Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.
'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'
Scientists Eyes Test
'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'
Raining chemical elements.
Ideas that never caught on: The Periodic Chair Of The Elements.
'Elements' sports team
King Arthur and his Knights of the Periodic Table
"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"
Gracie's baby toys.
"We're with the Periodic Table."
'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'
The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Desegregates the Periodic Table of Elements.
Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!