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'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'
"This is your great, great uncle, twice removed, on your mother's side before your great, great aunt divorced him to marry your second great, great uncle."
"I can't believe I got a ticket from Officer Gonzalez! I mean, Bermudez...Gonzalez...we're practically brothers!"
"Uh, Dad....you don't value material things...Like a car...over family relationships do you?"