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"This one's too hard to type on while I'm driving."
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mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone shop, phone shops, phone store, phone stores, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, shopper, reflection, reflections, businessman, businessmen'These smart phones are awfully expensive. What does it cost for one of average intelligence?'
"I took a selfie and broke the camera."
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ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, attractiveness, selfie, selfies, self-portrait, self-portraits, self portrait, self portraits, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, repair, repairs, phone shop, phone shops, phone store, phone stores, fad, fads, modern fad, modern fads'I want a phone that is completely hands-free. I like to practice my juggling when I drive.'
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"Your new job will be to sell cell phones."
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salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales people, sales person, sales, cellphone, cellphones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone shop, phone shops, phone store, phone stores, personnel, job opening, job openings, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates"Trust me, you don't want a plan that's affordable."
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