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"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."
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"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."
Seven deadly sins store
Do you have something that doesn't scream 'tie'?"
Thank you, Essential Workers
Tags:thank you, thanks, thank yous, gratitude, grateful, gratefulness, essential worker, essential workers, key worker, key workers, first responder, first responders, health care worker, health care workers, doctor, doctors, nurse, farm worker, farm workers, farmer, farmers, delivery worker, delivery workers, delivery driver, delivery drivers, sanitation workers, sanitation worker, transportation worker, transportation workers, journalist, journalists, grocery workers, retail workers, retail worker, pharmacist, pharmacists, advocates, advocate, activist, activists, stay home, save lives, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."
Tags:perfect, perfectionist, perfectionists, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail worker, retail workers, exacting standard, exacting standards, high standard, high standards, expectation, expectations, entitled, entitlement complex, first world problem, first world problems, high expectations, perfected
"This one is broken."
"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."
"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, bookshop, bookshops, reading, staff, employee, employees, manager, managers, employer, employers, taking a break, escape, escapes, escaping, escaping reality, retail, retail worker, retail workers, bookworm, bookworms, literature
"I want to look at toys, cosmetics, neckties, lingerie, and men's lounging robes. Would you mind making an itinerary for me?"
Tags:department store, department stores, 1930s department store, 1930s department stores, 1940s department store, 1940s department stores, vintage store, vintage stores, vintage department store, vintage department stores, christmas, christmas shopping, christmas shopper, christmas shoppers, information, information stand, information stands, information kiosk, information kiosks, tricky customer, tricky customer, demanding customer, demanding customers, demand, demanding, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1930s, retail, retail worker, retail workers, christmas in retail
"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."
Tags:price fixing, price fixer, price fixers, price-fixer, price-fixers, menswear, price-fixing, competition, labels, signage, mistakes, retail workers, errors, excuses, rationalizations, rationalize, problem solving, guilty conscience, white collar crime, white collar crimes, clothes store, clothes stores, clothes shop, clothes shops, capitalism, markets, stock market, commodities
"If you like, we can donate the per cent of your total purchase price to out Get Drunk After Work Employee fund."
Tags:tip, tips, tipping, grocery store, grocery stores, food shop, food shop, grocery, groceries, food shopping, food shop, retail worker, retail workers, shop assistant, shop assistants, drunk, get drunk, after work drinks, after work drinks, employee fund, employee funds, donate, donation, donations, donating, good cause, good causes
"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."
"One of your used books gave me a rash."
Toilet Paper Hill
Tags:sisyphus, greek mythology, greek myth, greek myths, mythology, myth, myths, toilet paper, loo roll, toilet roll, the great toilet roll rush, toilet roll shortage, toilet roll shortages, toilet paper shortage, toilet paper shortages, stockpiling, stockpiler, stockpilers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, panic buying, panic buy, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, 2020, spring 2020, retail worker, retail workers, shop assistant, shop assistants
"It is a nice tie, but it's mine."
Retail Worker's Thanksgiving
"All day long, I get called...it's 'Baldo this' and 'Baldo that'. Sometimes I wish I had an unlisted name."
"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."
Tags:baldo, speak spanish, speaking spanish, revert to spanish, reverts to spanish, anger, angry, native tongue, native language, english as a second language, boss, bosses, manager, managers, stock shelves, stocks shelves, stocking shelves, menial labor, menial labour, retail store, retail stores, retail worker, retail workers
"Joey, aren't you supposed to be cleaning the bathrooms?"
Tags:baldo, bathroom, bathrooms, menial task, menial tasks, menial job, menial jobs, clean, cleans, cleaning, retail worker, retail workers, retail employee, retail employees, janitor, janitors, janitorial, janitorials, asap, as soon as possible, ignore orders, ignoring orders, cleaning toilets, cleaning bathrooms, cleaning restrooms
"Baldo, you're 20 minutes late! I'm adding a note to your file."
"How many auto parts stores do you think there are in this state?"
Tags:baldo, auto parts, auto shop, auto shops, break time, break times, retail worker, retail workers, customer service, customer service representative, customer service representatives, car parts, car parts shop, car parts shops, line of customers, lines of customers, queue, queues, long queue, long queues, long line, long lines
"Joey, can you answer that?"
Tags:baldo, slacker, slackers, answer the phone, answers the phone, answering the phone, co-worker, coworker, coworkers, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, sarcasm, sarcastic, answer, answers, phone call, phone calls, retail worker, retail workers, useless, uselessness
"Money makes the world go 'round, huh?"
"I got this job because I work well without supervision."