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"Due to the financial state of the kingdom were turning the castle into a Bed & Breakfast & Ransom."
"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"
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"Sir, your change."
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'Darling? I think I'll be a bit late tonight!'
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
We have your sock.
Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'
"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'
"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"We've tried rebranding, downsizing, and reorganization. I say it's time we change our approach."
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Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
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"Where's my helicopter?"
'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'
Held to ransom!
An English Major gets a ransom note
'It looks like your wife's been kidnapped by rogue monks.'
'Another sick note from your employer !'
"It's from the squirrels...they have the dog and will release him for one million peanuts!
'It's the bullpen, coach. They agree to send in the lefty. ... However, they're demanding $10 million in unmarked bills and safe passage to a country with no extradition treaty.'