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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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We have your sock.
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"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
"We've tried rebranding, downsizing, and reorganization. I say it's time we change our approach."
Tags:ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies, rebrand, rebranding, downsizing, reorganization, reorganisation, office politics, restructuring, downturn, downturns, recession, profit, profits, new plan, approach, approaches, changes
'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'
An English Major gets a ransom note
'It looks like your wife's been kidnapped by rogue monks.'
'Ah, ransom note versus ransom phone call...there are bad people who disagree on this issue.'
"What hope do I have... when you can't even get the grammar right on the ransom note?"
'It's a ransom note from the intruder - and look, he drew a cute little Snoopy cartoon.'
'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'
"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."
'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'
Ransom Note from Sharks.
''Hand over the money or die.'?! Are you serious?' 'Sure! Look, I've underlined 'Die'.'
'I started out writing ransom notes, then switched to escape fiction while in prison.'
'This isn't a bill, it's a ransom note!'
WE GOT YOUR TOILET PAPER
The ransom note says they want $200,000 and no police. Or they'll take $100,000 and a couple of police.
Ransom Note - We have your glasses
Tags:glasses, spectacles, ransom, crime, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, crimes, criminal, criminals, blackmailer, blackmailers, blackmailing, blackmail, blackmails, hostage, hostages, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnapped, eyesight, eye-sight, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors
We have thy goat...Ye Kidnappers.