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'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
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His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'
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"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
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"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'
'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'
"It's teeth whitening."
Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!
'Get the whitening kind. . . I don't care about plaque, and the whitening one will whiten my plaque anyway, Joy.'
'Sure, I can give you back your winning smile. Call me when you win the lottery.'
Coffee selection: 100% Columbian, Hazelnut, and Whitening Formula.
My husband is a dentist here in Beverly Hills! It's just a rumour but I hear that George Clooney is coming in to get his teeth dimmed!
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"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."
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Trust me. At 800 lumens, they're bright enough.
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"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"
He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.
"The extra teeth whitener went in the garbage?"
"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"
"I call it synergistic business chain development."
'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'
A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth
Visual Gag Budget Tooth Whitening A Con man offering cheap tooth whitening using white house paint
"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."