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"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."
Stan's OK Deliveries
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"This one's cheaper, but the other one comes with a cat."
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'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'
Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe
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Antiques: Out Bidding
"I know the piece is rare, Harry and it's in perfect condition and that you hate to part with it...but Harry...just give me the dam dealer price!"
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"I use it to stop little kids from touching everything."
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Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.
Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.
'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'
"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."
'Looks like we have an honest-to-goodness flip phone! I haven't seen one of these in years...'
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'I see you brought us some Chippendale.'
"Surrey Antiques, there's something odd about the lamp you sold me."
Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.
"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."
Antique's store is a front for the city dump.
Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.
Ye Old Antique Computers.
"Well, it would have been worth half a million pounds..."
'I'm antiquing my work.'
'How come when you sold it to me, it was a 'rare and beautiful thing'. and now that I want to sell it back to you, it's 'a bog standard pot'?!'