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"I think it is who you know and I know you.''
"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
"I do intend to seek employment, but it will be at a time and place of my own choosing."
Men Looking for Work
'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'
"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"
Too good for most jobs
'I can't ask you about your age or any health issues. Our insurance provider does, however, require all new hires to sign a ‘Do Not Resuscitate' order.'
"Every 'no' brings me closer to another 'no'."
"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."
'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'
"These job ads are sadder than the obituaries."
'No kangaroo jockeys required!'
"I need a job! I'll do anything! I'll relocate!"
"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."
"I'm not convinced that you are actively seeking work."
"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"
"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."
"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."