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'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'
"On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul."
"Please put my back on hold. That song - "We're in the Money" - put me in a rare good mood!"
"Don't jump, Petry! Do you realize how silly you look when the Dow is over 20,000?"
"Remember, Grace under downward market pressure."
"You sold everything at a loss, but I still charged a commission. Eddie, I told you investing isn't for sissies."
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Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.
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"We have a lot in common. Your stocks are in a 'correction.' My spelling and arithmetic have been in a 'correction' for years!"
"Our guest today is Santa Claus, who will tell us never to stop believing in Santa Claus rallies."
"The Stock market was depressing today, so we're just going to rerun Alan Greenspan admonitions from the old days..."
"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."
'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'
'To be more like 'reality TV' we're adding a laugh track during up markets, and sobbing noises during down markets.'
'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'
T-shirts for sale: 'life isn't fair'. Vendor comments, 'I sell a lot of these during down markets.'
'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'
"Today, stock holders sought safety in treasuries, treasury holders opted for hi-yield bonds, and bond holders fled to growth stocks."
"'Busted' may be too strong a word. Let's just say your investment portfolio is now a negative number."
"When the government threatened a shutdown and the stock market hit bottom, so did Roscoe."
"Today stocks and bonds dropped, but the decimal point held steady."
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"Roy and I met at an investment club."
"We call it a 'correction' due to out puritanical history of punishing fun."
Psychology Clinic: Now Treating - How to Handle Stock Market Drops Without Selling!
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"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."
"Let's hope it's just some sort of symbolic protest!"
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