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'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."
A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.
'Mind if I cut in?'
"Nurse! Google this thingamajig and find out where it fits back in."
'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'
Potato Surgeon: 'Peeler' - A Potato Surgeon is asking his Nurse for a Potato peeler to start off his operation.
'This is the part of the job I hate.'
Kidney Stone Wisdom