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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.
Photocopier Paper Plane
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"Hmm... Better look into those Clintons."
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'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'
"Ed, could you make 50 copies of this, collate it, staple it, bring it to my office and place it in the recycling bin?"
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"Or maybe you're at the office and you discover that somebody has been using the copy machine for personal purposes."
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'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
'That Copier is Out of Order!'
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
"One side of the mushroom will make your document darker, the other side will make it grow lighter."
American inventor Chester Carlson makes the first xerographic copy, and with it, forever changes the nature of workplace humor.
Copier is hypnotizing office worker.
During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.
'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'
'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'
'You left your resume in the copier. Tell me where your applying and I'll send it right out!'
'I'm sorry; what we're really looking for is someone who won't make a difference.'
A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
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Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.
'Your HMO doesn't cover X-rays. I'm glad you could break a dollar.'
'You don't have any books, do you?'
'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."