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"You claim you acted in self-defense."
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
"This might be a stick-up...but first...do you know karate or are you just in your robe?"
'Back off, creep. My boyfriend's got a black belt in karaoke.'
"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"
"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"
'He may look like a wimpy dog to you, but he has a black belt in karate.'