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"Yes, I am going out again tonight!"
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Eyes on the Forest Floor
'We have the luckiest house in the world!'
'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'
"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
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"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'
'You two better stop watching those scary movies! You know they'll give you daymares.'
'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'
'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'
"She asked what kind of a creature comes out at night after we're asleep, and I said Santa. What's wrong with that?"
'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'
'Sneaking out at day, are we?'
"What's with the sleeping at night?"
"They sleep all day. How wise is that?"
'That was a good ruse your grandad came up with putting it about we are nocturnal, we never get bothered 9-5.'
'I just guessed at the nocturnal animals. Do you think she'll give any credit for stabs in the dark?'
'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'
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"I certainly go out every night. What did you expect when you married an owl?"
'Me. Me. Me.'
"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."
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"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"