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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"I don't belong to an organized religion. My religious beliefs are way too disorganized."
Actual Results May Vary
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Church Picnic: Enjoy yourself or you'll go to hell.
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"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"
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'I'm going to impose my belief system on the populace. Come up with a belief system for me by noon.'
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'I'm taking the doctrines from all the mainstream religions into one church to end all the fighting over who has the most peaceful religion.'
The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'
"God doesn't discriminate...so we have to do it for him."
"Take it from the rich to give to the poor?! Peace on Earth? That's blasphemy, you communist dirtbag! You should get crucified!!"
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"That 'Bless me, father' stuff doesn't cut it up here, pal.."
"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."
"Southern Baptists exclude women from being ministers - wonder what God thinks of that..."
"C'mon, I'll show you the crime scene...ummmh...my house!"
"Religion is all about love, peace and forgiveness and if you don't believe it, God's revenge will befall you and you'll burn in eternal damnation and suffer torments of hell!"
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'Other than the Republican Party, I've had no interest in organized religion.'
The World's Biggest Religions...
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"For Lent, I'm giving up the REST of my religion."
'Organized religion is tax exempt, sir. In this case, I'll have to check.'
THIS I BELIEVE: This is the world of unlimited possibilities into which we're born. . . and this is religion.
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"Well, the most dangerous diseases are cancer, Ebola, Aids and religion."