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'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'
"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
"There are three generations of surgeons here, yet none of you can carve a turkey."
Blood on the slacks.
A businessman is about to carve up a piggy bank.
Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.
'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'
"Remember when 'hacking' was just something you did to our Sunday dinner roast?"