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"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"
Three Blind Mice
'And notwithstanding their disability, she severed their tales...'
'So, these three little mice are blind and the farmer's wife comes along and cuts off their tails with a carving knife? Who writes this suff, Stephen King?'
'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'
"A knife to cut the cake!? Don't you remember what happened with the farmer's wife the last time you asked for a knife?"