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‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’
Blind spot/Deaf spot.
"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."
'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'
'Come on, Davy! The tail goes in back. It ain't Crockett science!'
Ran with scissors - twice.
"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."
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'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'
'Am I your first blind date?'
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out, he's been a good bird."
'It doesn't say anything about your ladies little pink pills causing blindness.'
'Frank's famous for inventing the Jalapeno popper, but it came at a price.'
'Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness...'
'Do these stairs seem unusually long to you?'
Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)
Blind and Forgetful (classic blind-beggar on the sidewalk cliche. One of those things you see in cartoons, but not in real life.)
BLIND (blind man begging)
Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.
Blind man walking along the top of a fence.
Blind man reading the bible.
Seeing Dog with Collar Saying Sat Nav.
Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.
A Blind Pilot