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'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'
'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'
'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'
"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"
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Early Identity Theft
"One discouraging word and we stampede."
"How'd they get up here? Hard to say, ma'am. Bison are great climbers, and they can squeeze through an opening the size of a pencil eraser."
"I've tracked the herd's roaming over the past twelve months: no kidding we're roaming alright!"
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'
"Good thing you hired me: That's not one of us crawling towards you, that's an Indian in disguise..."
'Wait a minute! You were chasing me? I'm sorry, but I remember it a little differently.'
"I should have stayed on the right side of the Law: I really miss roaming the plains..."
"It was a mistake for me to stop roaming the plains: I've put on a lot of weight..."
"Oh I'm sure that sign doesn't apply to ol' fluffy here. She's a GOOD bison."
"I don't really care that you can identify the Indian tribe by the markings on the arrow: Get it out!"
'Hey Tom, what do you think: Is it really a wolf or is it an Indian in disguise coming towards us?'
'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'
'I've bought myself a nice little cottage for when I'm too old to roam the plains...'
'Run! I've discovered the Higgs Bison.'
'Why can't you draw bison ad elk like everyone else.'
'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'
'I'll go as far as Schenectady.'
Cows talking about yak, "He's nice and cuddly in winter."