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'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."
'I worked out a deal with management that if I trim two minutes off of every coffee break, they'll let me retire 14 months early,'
"Don't listen to them, our kind of smoking is fine. It's cigarettes that are dangerous for your health..."
"You know it upsets me when you shorten my name to Dick."
"Please order by number."
'Instead of 'shortening', shouldn't that oil be called 'fattening'?'