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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
Tags:flies, fly, bug, bugs, insect, insects, blue bottle, bluebottle, blue bottles, blue bottles, horseflies, horsefly, horse flies, horseflies, mosquito, mosquitoes, flyswat, fly swat, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, amphibious, animal, animals, animal handling, tool, tools, right tool for the job, usage, using, using it wrong, knowing and understanding, understand, know
"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."
Tags:escape, run away, running away, escapes, unwanted, sewer, sewers, live in the sewers, folder, spreadsheets, spreadsheet, folders, dossier, useless, unhelpful, use, using, business, businesses, businessman, corporate, corporation, flee, demonised, getaway, run, running, hide, hiding, make your escape, crash, financial, crisis
"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"
Tags:toddler, toddlers, modern life, modern lives, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, usage, upper class, child, children, kid, kids, stroller, strollers, baby stroller, baby strollers, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, screen time, technological improvement, technological improvements, use, uses, using, too young, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'
Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
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Quick dry paint.
"I'm so tired of people using us in their sick little games."
Before the coming of the white man and his improvident ways, when the great herds stretched across the plains as far as the eye could see, our people were always careful to let nothing go to waste.
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
Tags:government, governments, president, presidents, politics, lithuania, vilnius, baltic, vytautas landsbergis, landsbergis, communism, communist, communists, soviet russia, soviet union, russia, russian, history, historical, lithuanian independence, sovereignty, problem, problems, oil, oil well, oil wells, gushing, george h.w. bush, george bush sr., gulf war, persian gulf, money, war, wars, energy, greed, greedy, taking advantage, using, excuse, excuses, invasion, invasions, invade, oil production, oil industry, energy industry, oil reserves, strategy, strategies, strategic
'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'
"Now, remember, act cute."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, child, children, kid, kids, cute, cutie, behave, behavior, behaviour, behaving, behaves, behaved, present, presentation, presents, appearance, appear, appearing, act, acting, look, looking, looks, help, helping, helps, harsh, request, order, scared, using
101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.
101 uses of a dead cat: divination.
101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.
"Oh, I'm not really milking her. I do this so I don't have to make eye contact with anybody."
'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'
'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear now cheap they were when he was a kid.'
Tags:grandparents, grandparent, hotdog, hot-dog, hot-dogs, junk foods, hotdogs, junk food, feeding, day out, fun fair, fun fairs, funfair, funfairs, carnival, carnivals, treats, using, grandfather, free food, payment, stories, tales, generations, age differences, inflation, rose tinted, spectacles, nostalgia, the old days, history, food costs, playing family, family dynamic, generosity, generous, generation gap, reminisce, reminiscing
Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.
Paul began to suspect that Charlene was just using him for his automotive knowledge.
'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'
How many teens see their parents.
There is always a worse predator.
Hand dryer instructions