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Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head
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classical, classical music, musician, musicians, musical, orchestra, orchestras, orchestral, wind, wind instrument, instrument, instruments, section, sections, violin, violins, violinist, percussion, percussive, exotic instrument, orchestra pit, pit, pits, gun, suicidal, tension, tense, mental health, mental health issues, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, tragic, tragedy"Does this make us bad parents?"
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parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting fails, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, bad dad, bad dads, bad mom, bad moms, bad mum, bad mums, bury the body, burying a body, hide the body, hiding the body, shallow grave, shallow graves, dead, died, death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humour, killed, kill, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
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execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
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hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynchingMonuments 'n' Stuff
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storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
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black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
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milk, milk carton, milk cartons, milk carton kids, milk carton kid, missing kid, missing kids, missing child, missing children, kidnapper, kidnappers, collectable, collectables, collectable card, collectable cards, football cards, football card, baseball card, baseball cards, trading card, trading cards, etan patz, collection, collecting, collections, collector, collectors, black humour"Looks like she's started discovering boys."
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parent, parents, parenthood, daughter, daughters, teen, teens, teenager, discovering boys, childhood development, growing up, adolescence, adolescent, puberty, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murdered, corpse, corpses, pun, puns, wordplay, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor"Sorry, still rerouting."
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gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats"No, you die first."
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dead, death, dying, die, dies, died, love, loving, romance, romantic, play on words, word play, word-play, deathbed, death bed, last words, last word, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, lovey dovey, lovey-dovey, gushing, gush, girl, girly, twist, twists, twisted, date, dates, dating, things we do for love, doomed love, extreme, extreme feelings, no you, no you hang up"It happens."
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gamble, gambling, gambler, fruit machine, black humour, fruit machine, arcade, arcades, arcade machines, skull and crossbones, gambling addict, gambling addiction, addict, addiction, slot machines, slot machines, slot-machines, slot-machine, killed, drop dead, dropped dead, coin-op, coin op, coin-ops, coin ops, problem gambling, addicts, gambling addicts"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, death, dead, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, president, presidents, defining moment, defining moments, witness, witnesses, witnessing, violence, violent, crime, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
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gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying"Bring in another!"
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, horror, horrific, cannibalize, cannibalizes, cannibalizing, cannibalise, cannibalises, cannibalising, eat, eats, eating, child, children, kid, kids, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, christmas, christmas season, monster, monsters, monstrous, evil, demonic, demon, demons"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, crime, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, taking revenge, cannibalism, meat eater, meat eaters, butcher, butchers, butchery, dark humour, black humourDeath 'n' Taxes
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funeral, funerals, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, dark humour, black humour, heir, heirs, inherit, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes, two in one, all in one, insensitive, insensitivity, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, undertaker, undertakers, dying, dead, undignified"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."
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terrorists, terror attack, terror attacks, war zone, travel warning, travel warnings, war zones, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel, travel company, vacation, holiday, holidays, vacations, airport, airplane, aeroplane, pilot, excursions, dark tourist, tourist, tourism, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, terrorism"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, hunting, hunter, hunters, high society, rich, the rich, rich people, rich man, big game hunting, big game, big game hunter, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, human, human head, gory, fear, horror, classic horror, shock, shocking, strange, surreal, imagery, wall, walls, mansion, mansions, haunted, haunted house, halloween"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
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tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, sportsman, sporting, base ball, the game, last inning, final inning, terminal, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, good news, bad news, good news and bad news, apt, appropriate, hospital, hospitals, gallows humor, black humor, dark humor, gallows humour, black humour, dark humour, get well, get well soonA gravestone with an epitaph that reads "It's just a cold".
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death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, misdiagnosis, diagnosis, cold, colds, common cold, malpractice, medical malpractice, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, transplant, transplants, liver, organ, organs, organ donation, organ donor, organ donors, angry, anger, annoyed, annoying, big mouth, big mouth, talkative, offensive, insulting, loudmouth, loudmouths, rude, transplant list, transplant lists, dying, lost, ineligible, bias, prejudice, insensitive, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour'Funeral Director'
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black humour, dark humour, director, directors, directing, direction, movie director, movie directors, film director, film directors, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral director, funeral directors, insensitive, insensitivity, funeral party, funeral parties, insult, insults, insulting, disrespect, disrespectful, movie industry, the movie industry, film industry, the film industry