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'Our new savings account isn't very popular. There's been no interest in it.'
'Of course the bank didn't credit your account. You can't make online banking deposits by putting cash into the DVD slot.'
'No, net worth is not measured in Facebook Friends.'
'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'
At the Snow Bank.
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'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'
Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name
"It saves a lot of messing about."
'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'
'I'm back! Do you have any free samples today?'
'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'
'Look at it this way. Our interest rates are competitive to letting your money rot.'
Bankers squeezing their customers.
'20 dollars in quarters, under the table, please.'
Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .
'We're happy to explain our fee structure to you as long as you understand that it will incur a fee.'
'I'm afraid we worked it to death, sir.'
"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."
'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'
'Don't think of it as being overdrawn. Think of it as being under-deposited.'
'Your account is sixteen pounds seventy eight pence in credit, do you have any plans for the money?!!'
FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'
"It's a new approach to banking."
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"According to our data, your account was closed at midnight."