Bank Card Cartoons and Comics

'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'

We accept only digital currency.

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."

The vanishing American is the one who pays cash.

"I'm sorry, sir, but your cash is expired."

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'My 4 year old granddaughter received a credit card application last week. I want to know why it wasn't ours!'

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'

All Major Cash Honored.

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Bad Credit

"I'd like a new credit card. The thrill is gone from this one."

Gulliver's Credit Card

"Damn charge cards..."

"Halo. Wings. Accommodations for eternity. Will that be Visa or Mastercard?"

'Alice is very excited...Today, she received her first pre-approved credit card.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

'No! I meant your bank card! Take your stripe and face it toward me with your card!'

"The bank wanted to verify your purchase because it's the kind of outfit you obviously can't pull off."

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!

'That sign is misleading. They mean if they get an authorization number.'