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"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."
Man about to be attacked by a bear.
"Oh yes, I can see an ant from a mile away."
'Could you watch the kids? I'm going outside to hop around aimlessly in a cute way.'
Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'
Hunter facing angry woodland animals.
Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.
It was either two one-eyed owls or the biggest animal Jethro had ever seen - he decided not to find out which.
Hunter who has trapped raccoon faces angry woodland animals.
'What's going on here, Harry? They've never fought back before!'