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"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
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'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."
A Golden Non-Retriever
"Yep, I taught him to retrieve pizza from the local carry-out!"
The Labrador Retriever and Boxer mix was initially named the 'Boxers Retriever'. It's domestic work ethic, however, was sadly lacking.
Hunting Dog brings back bottle of wild turkey.
'No more yard clean up with this breed. He's a lavatory reliever.'
"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."
'His breed is 'data retriever'.'
"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."
'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.
"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"
A retriever on a hunt fetches a pool toy.
'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'
A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.
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Retriever Jumps off Cliff.
'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'
'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'
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'Good boy, Craig! Drop it, boy, drop it!'
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'Nice retrieve, Ben. But I'd like it to be on the same day I shoot it, or at least the same week!'