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"They, like, invented retro."
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"This year I'm really gonna get organized."
"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
Tags:cleft chin, butt chin, pyramid, pyramids, ancient, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, scaffolding, construction, art, artist, artists, imperfection, imperfections, body parts, face, faces, chin, chins, temple, temples, history, historic, historical, historian, historians, direction, advising, commentary
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
Tags:temple, temples, worship, worshiping, inca, incas, mayan, maya, god, gods, ancient civilizations, ancient culture, ritual, rituals, offering, offerings, oracle, oracles, ceremony, ceremonies, ancient ceremony, ancient ceremonies, ancient temple, ancient temples, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, tax, taxes, tax cut, tax cuts, politics, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, fiscal policy, fiscal policies, treasury
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"You can't handle the meaning of life!"
Tags:monk, monks, mediate, meditation, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, enlightenment, enlighten, meaning of life, meanings of life, zen, zen state, attaining enlightenment, finding enlightenment, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, guru, gurus, movie quote, movie quotes, famous movie quotes, famous movie quote, temple, temples, buddhist temple, buddhist temples, the meaning of life
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
Shotgun Bar Mitzvah
"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."
Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".
Tags:judaism, jewish, orthodox judaism, orthodox jew, reform judaism, reform jew, reform jews, temple, temples, synagogue, synagogues, relaxed, strict, informal, formal, desert island, desert islands, choice, choices, congregation, congregations, religious politics, religious, religion, shpasik, jtoons
Lost to antiquity.
Tags:business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, corporate cultures, gods, deities, deity, temple, worship, corporate, corporatism, capitalism, boss, bosses, tourism, tourist, tours, monument, tour, monument, tourists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, greek column, greek columns, order of columns, caryatids, caryatid, mammon
"The gods really love tight buns."
Tags:stairs, climb, climbing, buns, tight bum, body shape, figure, exercise, exercises, staircase, pyramid, temple, statue, statues, temples, pyramids, gods, god, goddess, goddesses, religion, religions, religious, gym, gyms, firm bum, workout, working out, stretch, stretches, squat, squats, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, stairclimber, glutes, gluteus maximus, muscles, muscle, buttocks, fitness instructor, fitness instructors, gym goer, gym goers
'So, what'll it take to put you in a new life today?'
Today's Yom Kippur Service
Tags:yom kippur, rosh hashanah, jew, jews, jewish, holiday, holidays, new year, new years, forgiveness, temple, star of david, judaism, religion, religions, religious, shopping, stereotype, stereotypes, worship, day of atonement, atonement, sins, synagogue, synagogues, holy day, holy days, hebrew, head of the year
"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, happy hour, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drinking, alcohol, plan, plans, skipping, friday night, friday nights, shul, shuls, synagogue, synagogues, temple, temples, sport, sports, tennis, clinic, clinics, lesson, lessons, leisure, jewish, judaism, hobby, hobbies, zen, meditation
The Lesser Known Adventures of Illinois Jones
Tags:out to lunch cartoon, illinois, indiana, jones, texting, detective, health and safety, danger, dangerous, kill, killed, temple, doom, raiders, ark, clue, clues, dont text and drive, text and drive, phone, phones, mobile phones, mobile phones, cell phone, cell phones, cell, text, safety, death, died, dies, dead, run over, giant boulder
"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."
Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'
"I'm having my entrails read."
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"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"
Tags:rock cut architecture, rock architecture, carve, carves, carving, carvings, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, ignorant, ignorance, awe, awed, awesome, temple, temples, indian, cocktail party, cocktail parties, idle rich, wealthy, gossip, gossips, gossiping, privilege, privileged, first world, 1%, appreciation, appreciator, appreciators