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"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.
"I'm putting you on a high fiber diet. You can start by eating this brochure."
'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'
'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'
'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'
"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."
"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."
"I don't need roughage that badly!"
Super Fibre Cereal.
'It's a diet novel. You eat each page after you read it.'
I think my diet is TOO high in fiber.
'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'
'If you want fiber, Madame, I suggest you eat the menu.'