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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"Yet she never gains an ounce."
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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
"I would kill for your metabolism."
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"I was told that my weight might be the result of my genes, so I wondered whether you could prescribe me a new pair!"
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'
"Your metabolism is the envy of everyone at this party."
'Mom, how does the digestive system work?'
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure'. How much does it cost by the pound?'
"My skinny husband is a man of mystery. Where he puts all that food no one knows."
"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."
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The side effect of the standing desk craze.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'
'I envy your metabolism.'
'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'
'I envy your metabolism.'
'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'
"Not only is my metabolism slowing down, but it's also starting to droop..."
'It'll never work. Your metabolism rate is higher than mine.'
'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'