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"Hold that afterthought!"
"The Lowells sent us a postcard from the South of France - as if we'd give a damn."
Midwest Nice . . . Truth
"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."
"Oh, no! I can still see the Jensons."
Human Cull: People who don't thank you when you hold the door open for them.
"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."
'Quick! What's his preferred greeting ritual? Traditional hand shake, high five, fist bump, or cash?'
'I hate small talk.'
'How's my brother? No change, I'm afraid - he's still dead...'
''He looks so natural' is for funerals, not weddings!'
'Hold your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn.' - 'What, and take a chance of getting bitten.'
'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'
"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."