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A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
Tags:pipe, pipes, dike, dikes, boy with his finger in the dike, hans brinker, silver skates, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, basement, basements, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, dam, dams, stop, stops, stopping, hero, heroes, heroic, dutch boy, dutch boys, little dutch boy
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
Tags:rock, rock music, classic rock, old age, dad rock, manchildren, man children, adult child, living with parents, basement, basements, parents' basement, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, defiant, defiance, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, throw a fit, throws a fit, throwing a fit, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, immature, immaturity, live at home, lives at home, living at home
Childhood memories. Repressed memories.
Tags:childhood memories, childhood memory, childhood keepsake, childhood keepsakes, memory, memories, keepsake, keepsakes, repressed memory, repressed memories, repression, repressed, bad memories, bad childhood, trauma, traumatic memory, traumatic childhood, basement, basements, storage, stored, dark humour, dark humor
"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."
"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."
'I know its access is limited, but its got potential.'
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
Tags:drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, monster, monsters, tentacle, tentacles, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, clogged, clogged drain, clogged drains, bathroom, bathrooms, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, basement, basements, kraken, giant squid, giant squids, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, giant octopus, giant octopuses
'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'
"Watch out for the fourth step."
'He's building a yacht in his basement.'
"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
Tags:reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, father, fathers, dad, dads, basement, basements, creepy, scare, scares, scaring, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, frighten, frightens, frightening, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, mad scientist, mad scientists, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, reanimate, reanimates, reanimating, resurrect, resurrects, resurrection, resurrecting, body parts, corpse, corpses, halloween
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
Tags:mushroom, mushrooms, fungus, fungi, grow, grows, growing, grow your own, growing your own, basement, basements, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, obsession, obsessions, obsessive, body horror, transform, transforms, transforming, transformation, transformations, focus, focuses, hyperfocus, hyper focus, side effect, side effects, unhealthy, light, getting light, fresh air, poor health
"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
Tags:maintenance, handyman, handymen, basement, basements, boiler, boilers, hot water heater, hot water heaters, water tank, water tanks, water heater, water heaters, plumber, plumbers, awkward, over your shoulder, small talk, social skill, social skills, socialising, socialize, socialized, socialised, socializing, repairmen, repairman, repair men, repair man
'Yeah... I kinda like it, it's the first home I've ever had with a basement.'
"They might tell you that starting out down here is standard procedure, but it isn't."
'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'
"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, typewriter, typewriters, writing, computer, computers, word processor, word processors, word processing, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, technology, old fashioned, traditional, old school, retro, antique, antiques, vintage, ancient, history, historical, device, devices, electronic, electronics, generation gap, age, youth, confused, confusion, old technology, progress, technological advancement, digital age, basement, basements, cellar, cellars, storage room, storage rooms, modern life
"Made with pride in our basement."
"Should we have to evacuate the building, let's not forget him."
Tags:evacuate, evacuates, evacuating, forget, forgets, forgetting, basement, basements, basement dweller, basement dwellers, basement dwelling, forgettable, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, lowest on the totem pole, forgotten man, forgotten men, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, broom closet, broom closets, health and safety
Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.
"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."
Tags:basement, basements, household, household chore, household chore, chore, chores, husband, husbands, wife, wives, file cabinet, file cabinets, work from home, works from home, working from home, marriage problem, marriage problems, communication, communicate, communicates, communicates, spend time together, spending time together, homemaker, homemakers, inconsiderate, inconsideration, get in the way, getting in the way, take for granted, taking for granted, takes for granted, quality time, taken for granted, laundry, laundry room, take up space, takes up space, taking up space, marriage, marriage problem, marriage problems, smother, smothers, smothering
"Be grateful your kid only lives in your basement."
Tags:kids, kid, child, adults, baby, babies, apron strings, family life, family-life, baby carriers, clingy child, clingy children, grown up kids, grown up kid, grownup kid, grownup kids, adult kid, adult kids, fathers, father, parents, parent, basements, basement, cellars, cellar, infants, infant, families, family, baby carrier
Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.
Tags:basement, basements, blogger, bloggers, blogging, blog, blogs, blogged, writer, writers, author, authors, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, social medias, social network, social networks, social media, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, nerdy, non sequitur
'This basement's a horrible mess. What are we going to do??'