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"Put the Jack under the Queen....then come see me in my office."
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You can discriminate against some of your employees some of the time, all of your employees some of the time, some of your employees all of the time, or I suppose you could study this.'
'I don't bloody believe it !'
'There's no jury...I take it you're new to unfair dismissal claims.'
'Is that Net or Gross ?'
'I was just giving her a few examples and she passed out.'
"You've committed a serious violation of company policy, Woolsly. I'll give you three choices...resign, be fired, or I could just eat you."
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'Whatever happened to the good old principle of 'Hire 'em and Fire 'em'?'
'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'
"Thank you for making my decision to fire you, that much easier."
Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.
"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"
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"Sorry, Barnes, but you threw 6 gutterballs, costing us the corporate bowling tournament. Clean out your desk...you're fired."
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"I have to get control of myself. I've been firing people who don't even work here."
'I saw the glass as half-full, whereas management saw the glass and noticed I was half in the bag.'
'Been in a coma for 23 years. Before that, he never missed a deadline. I pray he'll wake up one day - so I can fire him.'
Roger's Last Day....
"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."
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Janice had the feeling her boss didn't like her.
Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...
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"You're late again. I'll have to get another driver."
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'You know how they say there's no 'I' in 'team'? I'm afraid as of today there's no 'u' either...'
"Things continued as if you had never left, so you're fired."
"I regret to inform you that your position here is at risk. . . great risk."
'But sir, I have this get out of work free card.'