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'Social benefits are a thing of the past, Jenkins. From now on in, our unemployed get sent to Venus to colonise that hapless planet.'
Tea Party Boat
Social Security, The Movie!
"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature and you will atone!"
'No, it doesn't mean we can help with top ups.'
Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'
"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."
'I think she's having labour pains.'
'Just one dollar in your mug? As a management consultant, I believe you should brighten up your wardrobe. That'll be one buck, please.'
'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: we will lose all the social benefits and attention...'