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"You want your olive?"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, olive, olives, bar, pub, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, beak, beaks, long beak, long beaks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, stork, storks, cadge, cadging, scrounge, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, bottom of the glass, leftover, left over, leftovers, leftover
"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
Tags:magazine, magazines, print media, recycle, recycles, recycling, magazine reader, magazine readers, death of print media, shrinking audience, shrinking audiences, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, trash, trash can, trash cans, dumpster diver, dumpster divers, dumpster diving, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, recycle, recycles, recycling, scrounge, scrounges, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, cocktail party, cocktail parties, recognize, recognized, recognition
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and make some money?"
"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
Tags:adult living with parents, living with parents, living in parents basement, grown up, grow up, move, moved, moving, living at home, living with mom and dad, mom and dad, parents, mom, dad, mother, father, son, adult son, move out, moved out, immature, mamas boy, mommas boy, dependant, scrounger, scroungers, immaturity, child, childish, dependency, loser, losers, couch potato, nerd, geek, empty nest, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent's basement, parents' basement, basement dweller, basement dwellers, adult child
'There's no money in comic strips.'
"I haven't been working while claiming, it's just the latest fashion."
'He's almost three...I suppose we should think about getting him on the housing register.'
'He was tattooing MUM on my arm when we got rowing about income tax and benefits.'
'You spoil that millionaire.'
'Congratulations! He's born idle.'
Tags:baby, babies, birth, born, idle, hospital, crackdown, government, rules, law, scrounge, scrounger, scroungers, benefit, benefits, family, families, babies, welfare, welfare system, benefits system, state, states, beds, births, maternity, unemployed, unemployment, cheat, cheats, fraud, fraudulent, jobless, lazy, work, shy, benefits family, benefits families, social problem, social problems
'Losing my benefits means I now have the self respect from standing on my own two feet.'
'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'
'The trouble with you people - you're always on the scrounge!'
'Huh! Look at that lot: they never put anything back into the country - just bleed it dry. Shameless!'
Tags:bank, banks, bankers, bankers, libor scandal, scam, scams, rate fixing, bank fraud, banking fraud, benefits, commerce, dole, economy, economics, economics crisis, finance, benefit fraud, benefits frauds, greed, lazy, money, scroungers, shameless, spongers, work-shy, unpopular, unpopularity, universal cred, benefits culture, universal credit, benefit culture
'You'll make yourself ill sitting there all day thinking up excuses for not working!'
'I'm not sure if you're sick or 'at it.'' 'Shouldn't I be given the incapacity benefit of the doubt, Doctor?'
'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'