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'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'
Road Sign for Domestic Violence
"Okay, snookums, I know I'm late. I can explain."
Tags:quarrel, quarrels, marriage, marital, married life, married couple, married couples, domestic, domestics, nagging wife, nagging wives, nag, nags, nagged, king, kings, queen, queens, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, castle, castles, quarreling, marital problem, marital problems, domestic violence, rolling pin, rolling pins
'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'
The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy
Tags:rolling pin, kitchen, kitchenware, kitchen tool, kitchen tools, baking ware, bake ware, bakeware, tumbleweed, tumble weed, tumble, midwest, mid west, mid-west, desert, deserted, shotgun shack, empty, desolate, wasteland, wastelands, endless wastes, west, sworn enemy, enemies, conflict, conflicts, neither can live while the other survives, chase, chased, chasing, chase scene, chases
"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."
"I was just cleaning my rolling pin and it went off accidentally!"
Pastry eats the rolling pin.
Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...
"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."
Tags:budget, budget cut, budgets cuts, defence budget, defence budgets, defense budget, defense budgets, beer, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, spouse, spouses, drunk, drunks, benefits, austerity, austerity measure, austerity measures, home budgeting, rolling pin, rolling pins, spousal abuse, domestic violence
"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."
Man lies online saying that he is not married and his wife hits him over the head with her rolling pin.
Getting home late is not always the best option.
Bird Family Fight
Angry wife and a drunken husband will need medical assistance.
Man runs away from his wife calling for a 'taxi'.
Magician's wife replaces glamorous assistant.
'You Brute! Just look what your head's done to my rolling pin...'
Man Running Away From Angry Wife.
An angry wife awaits her tardy husband, who has hidden in the bin.
Woman hits a drummer with a rolling-pin
Masseuse With Rolling Pin
'I'm not that late - I've been standing outside for two hours trying to guess what mood you were in.'
Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.