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"I'm thinking about having a child."
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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"
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"I don't see myself bringing children into a world where I can't get a date."
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"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."
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"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."
"I think we're ready for a tree."
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"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
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"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
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"No, sorry, folks ??" you still can't afford to start a family."
Some blind dates work out just fine.
"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."
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"You're right, now is not the ideal time for you. But you've got to admit that there's never really a perfect time to have children."
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"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"
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Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.
"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."
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He wasn't really her type, but her bio-illogical clock was ticking.
"Don't you think Tyrannosaurus is a little scary for the baby's room?"
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'Thought we agreed to wait awhile before starting a family.'
'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'
Bob hated baby talk.
'When we talked about giving the gift of life, I thought we were talking about donating blood.'