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"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
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"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
Tags:agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs
"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."
"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."
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'I'm thinking of telling my agent I'd like to be paid in Euros.'
'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'
Field of dreams: The later years.
"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."
Tags:sports agent, sports agents, sporting agent, sporting agents, talent agent, talent agents, talent scout, talent scouts, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, contract negotiation, contract negotiations, victory dance, victory dances, touchdown, touchdowns, bonus, bonuses, coach, coaches, manager, managers
"College basketball recruiters are after him."
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Stone age sports agents.
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'
'Your salary will remain high, but management gets a share of any baseball card royalties.'
'Who will make the most money three years from now, athletes or sports agents?'
'We've negotiated a contract in which my client agrees to always give it 104 percent.'
'He's severely strained relations with his teammates... get his agent.'
Tags:footballer, footballers, football, american football, agent, agents, football agent, football agents, sports agent, sports agents, teammate, teammates, team mate, team mates, strain, strains, football injury, football injuries, strained relations, strained relationships, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Porter? This is Gurkenman from the 25th floor! Please look if there's someone outside with a Baseball bat and if so, send him up quickly!'
'Okay, £60,000 a week AND a ticket for the London Olympics.'
'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'
'Now, if you'll just sign, initial and fist bump...'
"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."
Hare and Tortoise 2007.
'I have to reneogotiate my contract. Have you seen the price of steroids lately?'
'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'
'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'