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The untold wine-making process.
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
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'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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The Trojan Beagle.
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'Did you hear something?'
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
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"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
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A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'
'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'
A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
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..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?
'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'
Noah's Ark - Two hedgehogs get squashed by larger animals whilst leaving the ark.
"I know squash when I see it."
'So we meet again, inchworm, but this time I have the upper hand!'
'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'
Coach turns back into a pumpkin.
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'Oh my God! I hope he had his hard hat on!'
'Well, I don't see anybody...must be those darn kids ringing the doorbell and running off again!'
'So we finally dropped the big one.'
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'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'
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'We're the only creatures that can survive a nuclear holocaust, yet size 10 Reeboks scare me to death.'
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