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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'
'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'
Teen and Technology on Thanksgiving.
If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.
Man sees church sign: 'Recount Your Blessings'
Thanksgiving Ducks - thankful we're not turkeys.
Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!
On Veterans day
"And we're thankful we're not turkeys...."
'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'
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"For what we are about to download..."
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I.R.S. - Join our prayer service: 'Be thankful you have a lot to be taxed for.'
"Baldo, why don't you say grace?"
"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."
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'On the plus side, I give my thanks this Thanksgiving that I'm not a turkey. On the minus side...'
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'
'Last, but not least, I'd like to thank...' 'Sorry... I'm going to have to cut you short, there.'
Once again the atheist gets the drumstick!
Prayer to Share