White Wine Cartoons and Comics

"It's a wine best blended with a better wine."

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I was hoping for something a little less dry...'

Red Wine, White Wine and The One In The Middle.

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'

'What goes better with road kill...red or white?'

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

"We have three nice chardonnays… '400, '600 and '800."

Creation of Wine

Creation of Red Wine

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

White Wine on Ice!

"I recommend the white and the red—your fish might have swallowed a duck."

"I didn't know what you were serving, so I brought both Red and White."

'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Is that a big wine, because I'm a big man?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."