White Wine Cartoons and Comics

"It's a wine best blended with a better wine."

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I was hoping for something a little less dry...'

Red Wine, White Wine and The One In The Middle.

'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'

'What goes better with road kill...red or white?'

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

"We have three nice chardonnays… '400, '600 and '800."

Creation of Red Wine

Creation of Wine

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

"I didn't know what you were serving, so I brought both Red and White."

'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'

"I recommend the white and the red—your fish might have swallowed a duck."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Is that a big wine, because I'm a big man?"

Dom Blonde

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'