Wine Tastings Cartoons and Comics

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"So what do you think of it?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

'Close enough, the one on your right is the red. Congratulation! You're our new wine critic.'

"Remarkably Undrinkable."

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"

'I, too, like to savor the taste of a fine wine. But it's taken you over 20 minutes to finish that glass.'

"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."

'Wine's supposed to be flat, sir.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'A little flinty with a blackcurrent boguet, medium tannin, a slight hint of the sea, with merlot overtones and an after taste that becomes okaey with a hint of liquorice...'

"Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport."

"This wine is pretty bold, Johnson. Are we having a problem with authority?"

"Remember, just sniff the cork. You don't lick it."

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

'I don't sniff wine.'