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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"If she sings it's over."
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"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."
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'Please look them over very carefully, Mr. Lamson, and let us know if you see the man who stole your identity.'
"First of all, this meeting never happened."
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"How did this case ever get so far?"
"Ah, that looks like the fellow, it's the walk - dead giveaway."
"Seriously? You refuse to answer based on the fifteenth amendment?"
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Neighbourhood watch and neighbourhood watchin
"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."
"So you saw the whole thing?"
"Just ignore him. He witnessed his whole life and now he can't stop."
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'The fact is, you arrived after the shots were fired. You never actually saw my client pull the trigger. Isn't that true?'
"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."
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"Evil? No, no, haven't heard anything, definitely haven't seen any, so I can't really say anything more about it."
Federal witness protection agency.
'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'
"The jury will disregard this witness' testimony as nothing but hearsay!"
'Now - which invisible man did you see?'
'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.'
Shepherds in the Police Line Up.
'No. You got a problem wit dat?'
'Number three, step forward and say...I'm the real invisible man.'
'Please step up to the bench and tell me where you got that lovely outfit.'
With Television Justice For All.