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"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."
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'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'
Close but No Cigar
"It doesn't have a damn thing to do with political correctness, pal. I'm a sausage,and that guy's a wienie."
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Heirloom Hot Dogs.
'I'm a wiener, not a winner.'
"Ok, I'll grab some relish and come right over, but tell me, what the hell diet are you on now?"
"My two other wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too."
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"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."
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'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'
Wieners & losers
'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank.
'Omigosh! It's true! I am a WIENER!'
"It was humiliating. They used a police dog to chase me ??" a wiener dog."
Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director
'Here comes somebody. Wag your tail.'
Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.
The Blancs tried to keep it together even as the nightmare unfolded: Fifi had brought home a wiener dog.
Wurst Minster Dog Show
The Great Wiener Dog Trail Drive
Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener