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God uses the universe as a reading light.
"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfectâ��I forgot to include pockets."
"What a lousy creation myth!"
"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."
"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"
"You spend your whole life trying to get to the Heavenly Kingdom, only to discover they already have a king."
"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."
"They're taking over the whole planet -- Better hurry up and create anteaters."
"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"