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'My god, he's insane.'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"I'm proud of you for making a gurgle."
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"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, transportation, driver, drivers, driving, talking to pets, baby talk, traffic laws, breaking the law
"Do you have a babble-to-English dictionary?"
Tags:babble, babbling, baby-talk, libraries, librarian, librarians, dictionaries, bookstores, book shop, book shops, bookshop, bookshops, baby talk, library, dictionary, bookstore, mother, baby, babies, communication, communications, translation, translations, dictionary, crying, translation, translate, translating, family life, baby babble
"And, when addressing subordinates, always use baby-talk." Insensitivity training
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'
"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"
Baby Crossword Puzzle.
"We finally got him to talk, chief, but his first words were nothing but incoherent babbling."
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"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."
"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"
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"I have to go wee-wee."
'Man, I wish she would act her age.'
The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.
"Where's your nose?"
"So this is Skippy. You don't min?"d if I call you Skippy, do you
"Sorry to slip into pediatric jargon. I meant to say Mason has an upset stomach rather than a widdle tummy ache."
Tags:cellphone, cellphones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, gadget, gadgets, baby talk, baby speak, baby speech, language, languages, language skill, language skills, baby, babies, child development, playground, playgrounds, communication, communications, communicating, modern life, modern lifestyle
'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'
'Coohie, coohie, coohie cooo!'
"Adulits don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAAAH!"
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'If we didn't talk gibberish, we'd never have any privacy with all these monitors on us.'