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I'd Rather Be Unicycling.
"At the circus, I had to work and learn tricks: Here at the zoo, I can just laze around all day if I want to..."
'Believe me, I was not a Dancing-Bear by choice: It was slavery!'
Ye East Middlelands Dance Competition: 'Heavy footwork! Extremely lumpy! No hip movement! Very dull! A disaster!'
"Well, they never consulted me: basically, I was released back into the wild against my will..."