Hindus Cartoons and Comics

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

"Oh, sure. In India I was sacred, but I still couldn't get work.''

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

"OMG"

'Give him this laxative and run like hell.'

'One thing all our employees share, is a conviction they must have done something horrible in a past life, to work here.'

In a ranch bunk house a mystic sleeps on a bunk bed of barbed wire.

'Sorry, sir, but your insurance does not cover a third eye.'

Multitasking.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'According to every religion, I'm going to hell. Except for Hinduism. But that's only because they don't believe in hell.'

"Sometimes I wish I'd never been reborn."

Cow sits on man lying on a bed of nails.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'We have some news about the cattle that escaped yesterday. They are seeking asylum in the Indian Embassy.'

'You call that enlightened?'

'I haven't finished reincarnating yet.'

"To be honest, I wish I'd packed it in years ago"

'Heavens forbid - I might come back as you!'

'. . . I can see why people might believe in reincarnation but if you're already a cat - what's the point?!'

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

'I shouldn't be here really - I opted for reincarnation!'

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

Obedience School.

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder